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ITACHI DA PIMP by Kuroko-san ITACHI DA PIMP by Kuroko-san
I was reading this fanfiction called "Big Bad Hinata", where Hinata finally shows some guts and does what she's always wanted to do! Like in part one, for instance, she uses her father's toothbrush to clean the toilet, and when her sister sees her doing this, she dunks little Hanabi's head in, and after seeing Neji, she's like, "How ya feeling?" Neji's all like, "Fine, Hinata-sama." And then Hinata activates the caged bird symbol on Neji's head and asks, "Well how you feeling NOW, bitch?" :XD: And in the last part(so far), after stoner Itachi give Naruto some coaching on how to attract the ladies, Hinata doesn't like what Naruto's become, so she enlists Shikamaru's help. FORCEFULLY, mind you. How? She puts the caged bird seal on Shikamaru's head, but puts it on upside-down, and when she tries to activate it to fry his brains because he didn't call her -sama, he ends up having to concentrate all his chakra on his shpinter muscles(the ones in your butt) just to keep a hell of a lot of crap from gushing out, and while he's running to the bathroom, he's like "Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!!!" :XD: Interesting choice of words, ne? Anyways, I was reading only the beggining of that part when I decided to do this? Why? Because stoner Itachi keeps referring to himself as a pimp, so now here's a pic of him AS a pimp. if my short breifing made you want to read the fanfic, here's a link to read it. :XD: [link]
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devilwontcry Featured By Owner May 29, 2011
No it's A Pimp named Itachi
That's what i said Itachi
No it's a pimp named itachi, like a tribe called quest you say the whole thing
can we call you itachi for short
saverlenback15 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
O.o W O W . . . I LOVE ITTTT, itachi kunnn
Leacleon Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes! Yes!
I love you for this!
TheBlackEwe Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I saw this and burst out laughing at the expression on his face" XD
I'm going to go read that fanfiction now. :D
Punkpinky Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010
A pimp named Itachi.. NOOOOOOOO
JaseShuzaku Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2009
EightTailedWolf Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Kuroko-san Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2009
EightTailedWolf Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You remember me right? :D
Kuroko-san Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2009
not really. haven't been on frequently in the past two months, so i doubt id remember anything
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