I was reading this fanfic.net fanfiction called "Big Bad Hinata", where Hinata finally shows some guts and does what she's always wanted to do! Like in part one, for instance, she uses her father's toothbrush to clean the toilet, and when her sister sees her doing this, she dunks little Hanabi's head in, and after seeing Neji, she's like, "How ya feeling?" Neji's all like, "Fine, Hinata-sama." And then Hinata activates the caged bird symbol on Neji's head and asks, "Well how you feeling NOW, bitch?"
And in the last part(so far), after stoner Itachi give Naruto some coaching on how to attract the ladies, Hinata doesn't like what Naruto's become, so she enlists Shikamaru's help. FORCEFULLY, mind you. How? She puts the caged bird seal on Shikamaru's head, but puts it on upside-down, and when she tries to activate it to fry his brains because he didn't call her -sama, he ends up having to concentrate all his chakra on his shpinter muscles(the ones in your butt) just to keep a hell of a lot of crap from gushing out, and while he's running to the bathroom, he's like "Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!!!"
Interesting choice of words, ne? Anyways, I was reading only the beggining of that part when I decided to do this? Why? Because stoner Itachi keeps referring to himself as a pimp, so now here's a pic of him AS a pimp. if my short breifing made you want to read the fanfic, here's a link to read it. [link]